The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

farting

Unger Suspicion

Bloated Gassy Tourist Rushes for Nearest ‘Ausfahrt’

January 24, 2025 Andrew

MUNICH, GERMANY On a recent trip to Germany this winter, all the hearty schnitzels and sausages had Canadian tourist Pete Dueck, 47, in a constant need to break wind. “And the first thing I noticed […]

The Daily Bonnet

Engaged Woman Struggles to Keep from Farting in Front of Her Fiancé

June 8, 2023 Andrew

KLEEFELD, MB With his three weeks to go before the wedding, Sandra Kliewer is struggling to prevent herself from farting in front of her soon-to-be husband. “We started dating a year ago, so it’s been […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Metaverse Allows Mennonites to Finally Experience Real Life
    December 28, 2021
  • Man with 27% of the Vote Claims He’s Mayor of Winnipeg
    October 27, 2022
  • Why Canada is Unlocking Its Vault of Rogers Golden Syrup
    December 2, 2021
  • What is your favourite Russian Mennonite food?
    February 25, 2018
  • National League Adopts ‘Designated Menno’ Rule
    March 16, 2022

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2025 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved