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Unger & Thirst

Local Woman Burns Hole In Her Tongue Eating Cinnamon Hearts

February 14, 2019 Andrew

WHITEMOUTH, MB Local woman Anne Kauenhofen burned a hole straight through her tongue after binging on an entire package of cinnamon hearts during a lonely evening watching “The Bachelor” this Valentine’s Day. “Those things are […]

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