The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

canada july

Unger Suspicion

Canadians Accidentally Set Off Fireworks 3 Days Early

July 1, 2023 Andrew

ABBOTSFORD, BC Residents of Sumas, Washington were completely baffled by the huge display of fireworks over the border in Abbotsford, BC this evening. “What are they doing? Practicing?” pondered Mrs. Schmidt of Sumas. “They had […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Local Country Artist Scores Big Hit With ‘Save A Horse (Ride a Mennonite)’
    May 3, 2017
  • Romantic Mennonite Couple Break Tradition with Evening Meddachschlop Tonight
    February 14, 2023
  • Pastor Insists on Preaching Exclusively from The Authorized Kevin James Version Bible
    July 17, 2018
  • Anne of Green Gables Adopted by Mennonite Family
    April 2, 2017
  • Mennonite Man Bares More than Just Arms at St. Malo
    August 7, 2020

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved