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Pantry Inspector Fines Mennonite Woman for Hoarding All the Aylmer Tomatoes

May 31, 2023 Andrew

AYLMER, ON During the semi-annual Mennonite church pantry inspection this week, Mrs. Martens was caught with more tomato cans than she needed for a lifetime and received a 3-month suspension of her pantry license, plus […]

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