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Unger & Thirst

Area Woman Buys Extra Advent Calendar to Count Down the Days Until the Start of Her Actual Advent Calendar

November 26, 2023 Andrew

MITCHELL, MB Local mom Kylie Neufeld, 37, is so excited for the chance to eat a little piece of chocolate each day this December that she has purchased an extra advent calendar which marks the […]

Unger & Thirst

Only 2 Days Left Until Christmas … According to Mennonite Woman’s Chocolate Advent Calendar

December 10, 2022 Andrew

LEAMINGTON, ON Janessa Froese, 37, of Leamington is very excited that Christmas is only a couple days away … at least according to her advent calendar. “It’s been a long and delicious December,” said Froese, […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Woman Devours Entire Advent Calendar One Week In

December 9, 2019 Andrew

HILLSBORO, KS Mrs. Jost, 51, was sick and tired of this “one chocolate a day” rule and decided to open all the boxes still left in her annual advent calendar and wolf down all the […]

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