The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

addictiond

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Man Enters Rehab with Waffle Addiction

August 1, 2016 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Residents are already calling him the ‘Amy Winehouse of Waffles,’ and after an entire weekend where he consumed more than three hundred waffles and fifteen gallons of white sauce, local man Arnold Warkentin […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Metaverse Allows Mennonites to Finally Experience Real Life
    December 28, 2021
  • Taylor Swift Announces New Album: ‘Tortured Mennonite Poets Department’
    March 3, 2024
  • Winkler Church Raises Money to Send Missionaries to Morden
    October 11, 2016
  • Cheech & Chong Heading Straight for Niverville
    November 27, 2019
  • Top 10 Approved Halloween Costumes for Mennonites
    October 30, 2024

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved