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Unger Conviction

Deceased Man Has No Idea His Funeral Being Used for Fire and Brimstone Altar Call

November 2, 2024 Andrew

EBENHORST, SK A deceased Mennonite man from Ebenhorst has absolutely no clue his death and funeral is being used as an excuse by zealous young pastor Jim to emotionally manipulate the audience towards repentance. “Hey, […]

Unger Games

Taylor Swift’s Boyfriend Goes as Zach Collaros for Halloween

November 1, 2024 Andrew

KANSAS CITY, MO Though no one’s quite sure why, for some reason Taylor Swift’s boyfriend decided to dress up like Winnipeg Blue Bombers quarterback Zach Collaros for Halloween this year. “I’m flattered,” said Collaros. “It […]

The Daily Bonnet

Hutterite Woman Dresses as a Mennonite for Halloween

October 31, 2024 Andrew

GREEN SWAMP COLONY, AB Hutterite woman Sarah Maendel of the Green Swamp Colony dressed as scariest thing she could think of this Halloween – a Mennonite. “I had most of the attire already,” said Maendel. […]

The Daily Bonnet

Top 10 Approved Halloween Costumes for Mennonites

October 30, 2024 Andrew

Of course, here in Steinbach, we don’t celebrate Halloween, but for city folks who are just pretending to be Mennonites, here are a few costume ideas for the big day. It’s always a risk anytime […]

Unger the Influence

Unger Review Loses 200,000 Subscribers After Refusing to Endorse a Presidential Candidate

October 29, 2024 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Mennonite satire website The Unger Review lost three board members, two editors, and more than 200,000 subscribers this week after Andrew Unger was like, “meh, nah,” and refused to endorse a candidate in […]

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