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Top Ten Mennonite Movies of 2019

December 29, 2019 Andrew

2019 was quite the year for Mennonite film, smashing box office records and garnering praise from both fans and critics alike. Without further ado, here are the top ten Mennonite films of 2019. 10. How […]

Unger Suspicion

“What is this – Calgary?” Winnipeg Man Can’t Figure Out Warm Holiday Temperatures

December 28, 2019 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB After temperatures soared into the single digits below zero, (Okay, Americans, I mean just below zero Celsius), North Kildonan resident Peter Wiens decided to strip to his undies and take a nice swim […]

Unger Suspicion

CBC Inserts Justin Trudeau into ‘Home Alone 2’

December 27, 2019 Andrew

OTTAWA, ON A recent screening of ‘Home Alone 2’ on late night CBC television featured an unexpected cameo by Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. “I was up at 2 am flipping the channels and there […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Woman to Smother Relatives with Wet Kisses at this Afternoon’s Gathering

December 26, 2019 Andrew

CHILLIWACK, BC Mrs. Penner, 71, plans to slobber all over each and every member of the Penner family at the gathering in the basement of the MB church in Chilliwack this afternoon. “Watch out, Penners, […]

Quizzes

It is Real News or the Daily Bonnet? 2019 Edition!

December 25, 2019 Andrew

It’s time for the annual Daily Bonnet Christmas quiz. We’ll give you fifteen headlines and you identify which ones were real (from Steinbachonline, the Carillon, Mennonite World Review, CBC, The New Yorker, or anything yet) […]

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