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Unger & Thirst

“Spicy” Mennonite Dish Consists Mostly of Dill

February 8, 2024 Andrew

KLEEFELD, MB Those who say Mennonites don’t like spicy food obviously don’t know waut de schissjat they’re talking about. A case in point is Mrs. Doris Loeppky, who threw in more than a handful of […]

Unger Conviction

‘Praise God From Whom All Blessings Flow’ Reaches #1 on iTunes Chart Nearly 5 Centuries After its Release

February 6, 2024 Andrew

HARRISONBURG, VA It’s happened to Tracy Chapman and Kate Bush and now it seems a 500-year-old hymn has also entered the charts long after its release. This week ‘Praise God From Whom All Blessings Flow’ […]

Unger Conviction

Chaos in Church Kitchen as Pickle Dishes Discovered in Cream and Sugar Cupboard

February 5, 2024 Andrew

GRUNTHAL, MB Chaos erupted in the South Grunthal Mennonite church kitchen this week after the labels fell off the cupboards, leaving pickle dishes in with cream and sugar and teaspoons in the chipped saucer drawer. […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Couple Ill-Prepared for Encounter with ‘Spicy Perogy Pizza’

February 4, 2024 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB The Platts of Landmark decided to take a trip into the big city of Schteinbach this weekend for date night once yet. However, the Platts were not prepared for what they encountered at […]

Unger Suspicion

Gen Xer Super Proud of Himself After Managing to Stand for Entire Concert

February 3, 2024 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Area man Aaron Berg, 44, has been awarded the Medal of Valour after managing to stand the entire length of the Tom Morello concert last night. “I haven’t done this since the 90s,” […]

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