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Mennonite Aunt Shocked To Discover She’s Been Excluded From Family Group Chat This Whole Time

July 24, 2026 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Taunte Tina of Winkler has recently discovered she’d been excluded from the Klippenstein family group chat for the past 10 years. “Oba, they were talking about the upcoming Klippenstein gathering and who was […]

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Mennonites Flock to Nickelback Concert to Collect their 5 Cents

July 23, 2026 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB When word got out that Nickelback was in town, thousands of Mennonites flocked to the arena in Winnipeg this week to collect their refund. “I heard this is the place to get my […]

Unger Suspicion

Massive Algae Bloom Discovered Beneath Gordie Howe Bridge

July 22, 2026 Andrew

WINDSOR-DETROIT Moments after the US struck a deal to take over the Gordie Howe Bridge, a massive algae bloom was discovered in the Detroit River. “Someone cut it, cut it with a boxcutter or something,” […]

Unger & Thirst

Area Couple Enjoys Delicious Meal of Authentic Mennonite Food

July 21, 2026 Andrew

ABBOTSFORD, BC Local couple Diane and Pete Kroeker decided they’d go for some authentic Mennonite food this evening, so naturally they went to their favourite Indian restaurant. “What were you expecting? Vereniki and schmaunt fat?” […]

Unger Suspicion

Christopher Nolan Casts Pacifist Mennonite Farmer as Odysseus

July 20, 2026 Andrew

HOLLYWOOD, CA Director Christopher Nolan has stirred up controversy for his casting decisions yet again this week after replacing Matt Damon with 83-year-old retired Mennonite farmer/minister David Unrau. Unrau will star as legendary Greek hero […]

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