The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

Articles by Andrew

Unger Conviction

Church to Remove Reclining Seats for Poorer Parishioners

October 1, 2025 Andrew

CALGARY, AB The WestEast Church in Calgary, Alberta has just announced it will be removing all reclining seats in the last 20 rows of the sanctuary. “That’s where all the latecomers and low tithers sit,” […]

Unger the Influence

Canada Post to Replace Air Mail with New Horse and Buggy Service

September 29, 2025 Andrew

OTTAWA, ON Always wanting to improve services across the country, Canada Post announced this week it would be hiring Amish and Old Order Mennonites to deliver the mail from now on. “It’s just one more […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Finally Allowed to Stay Up Late Enough to Watch M*A*S*H*

September 27, 2025 Andrew

MITCHELL, MB Area man Sam Ens, 43, has just been informed by his parents that he has finally reached the age where he can stay up late and watch M*A*S*H* with them. “It’s our birthday […]

Unger Conviction

Escalator Strands Pastor, Sermon Delayed

September 26, 2025 Andrew

HARRISONBURG, VA After the escalator abruptly stopped just as Pastor Dave was approaching, the entire responsive reading and the first 40 minutes of the sermon had to be postponed. “I didn’t know what to do,” […]

Unger & Thirst

White House Warns Against Knackzoat During Pregnancy

September 25, 2025 Andrew

WASHINGTON, DC President Trump issued a warning to pregnant woman this week – avoid knackzoat. “It can only be bad. Not good,” said Trump. “Very bad. Let me see. How do you pronounce this? It’s […]

Posts pagination

« 1 … 58 59 60 … 750 »
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • ‘Mennonite Heritage Week’ Comes and Goes Without a Single Mennonite Noticing
    September 18, 2020
  • Elderly Mennonite Woman is Lone Surviving Member of ‘Sutera Twins Fan Club’
    December 3, 2018
  • Dozens Injured as Mennonites Stampede to Pick Up Dime from Sidewalk in Downtown Steinbach
    September 14, 2016
  • Bettman Throws Massive Street Party to Celebrate Last Canadian Team Being Eliminated from Playoffs
    May 20, 2018
  • Murder Hornets Not Nearly So Scary When You Call them ‘Mord wille Bie’
    May 11, 2020

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved