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Adidas Introduces New Mennonite Line

August 18, 2025 Andrew

HERZOGENAUROCH, GERMANY German athletic wear company Adidas has finally responded to the growing population of Aussiedler Mennonites in the country with the introduction of a new line of long denim skirts. “You can’t really play […]

Unger Suspicion

Wife to Warm Feet on Husband Tonight

August 17, 2025 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Area woman Melissa Ens, 23, fully intends to warm her cold feet on any exposed part of her husband’s body tonight. “This is what he gets for cranking the air conditioning,” says Ens. […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonites Gather in Steinbach for Annual Meeting of Double Cousins

August 16, 2025 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB More than three thousand people packed the picnic shelter at AD Penner Park in Steinbach this weekend for the annual gathering of double first cousins. “My mom and her two sisters each married […]

Unger the Influence

USA Sells Alaska Back to Russia for $7.2 Million

August 15, 2025 Andrew

ANCHORAGE, AK After three hours of heated meetings, Trump has agreed to sell Alaska back to Russia for just over 7 million dollars. “No one makes bigger real estate deals than me,” said Trump. “Not […]

The Daily Bonnet

Chappell Roan to Settle Down in Modest Swift Current Bungalow

August 14, 2025 Andrew

SWIFT CURRENT, SK Pop sensation Chappell Roan is making good on her promise to move to Saskatchewan with the purchase of a lovely bungalow on Walker Street in Swift Current. “There’s a creek nearby and […]

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