STEINBACH, MB
Local car enthusiast Sammy Fehr, 29, has successfully demonstrated his manhood this week after removing the muffler from his Honda Civic.
“I’ve been single by whole life. I can’t believe I never figured this out until now,” said Fehr. “A loud car coupled with my ability to press down on an accelerator is exactly what women are looking for these days. I’m certain they’ll be lining up.”
In addition to the enjoyment he receives from pressing down on the accelerator pedal with other men in their twenties, Fehr also proves his worth as a man by doing a lot of U-turns just outside First Choice Convenience.
“This never gets old,” said Fehr. “I’m sure glad I discover this method of expunging all my insecurities about life and inadequacies as a man.”
Fehr will be available to schedule dates on the Shoppers Drug Mart parking lot this Friday evening, just as soon as the cops are finished doing their rounds.
(photo credit: Bill Stilwell/