The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

Month: February 2025

Unger Conviction

Area Man Devotes Himself to Memorizing “Jesus Wept” By End of the Year

February 3, 2025 Andrew

HENDERSON, NE Henderson resident Dave Buhler, 51, has resolved to dedicate the year 2025 to Bible memorization. “If I really put my mind to it, I think I can have ‘Jesus wept’ down pat by […]

The Daily Bonnet

Why is Loewen pronounced “Low-en” and Toews pronounced “Taves”?

February 1, 2025 Andrew

Of all the mysteries that have befallen the Mennonite community over the centuries, the most baffling is why Loewen is pronounced “Low-en” and Toews is pronounced “Taves.” For consistency they should either be pronounced Layven […]

Unger the Influence

Mennonites Hope to Dodge Draft in Upcoming Trade War

February 1, 2025 Andrew

GOESSEL, KS With a trade war on the horizon, Mennonites across North America are looking for ways to keep out of the whole mess and preserve their pacifist values. “I’m thinking of going to the […]

Posts pagination

« 1 … 3 4
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Local Satirist Spends Hours Indoors Writing Articles on First Warm May Long Weekend in Decades
    May 21, 2016
  • “Hymn 606 is Over-rated,” Declares Mennonite Hipster
    April 1, 2019
  • Abbotsford Man Has No Excuse to Miss Church Tomorrow Since He’ll Be Up at 5 AM Anyway Watching Hockey
    February 21, 2026
  • Man’s Face Left in Permanent Pucker After Rhubarb Platz-Eating Contest
    June 5, 2016
  • Local Grocery Store Opens New ‘Mennonite Aisle’
    October 11, 2018

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved