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Day: January 12, 2020

Unger & Thirst

Conservative Mennonite Group Vows to Preserve Old Tim Hortons Lids

January 12, 2020 Andrew

WOOLWICH TOWNSHIP, ON When Tim Hortons recently introduced a newly redesigned coffee lid, millions of Canadians were overjoyed. Not so, for the Mennonites of Woolwich Township, however. The new coffee lids were seen as a […]

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