The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

soap

Unger & Thirst

Heroic Mennonite Woman Stops Her Husband from Eating the Soap

July 20, 2021 Andrew

ARBORG, MB It was a close call this week after Diane Penner stepped in just as the last second before her husband Earl was about to chow down on a particularly delicious-looking piece of soap. […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Grandma Punishes Grandkids By Making Them Chew Thrills Gum

April 22, 2018 Andrew

MITCHELL, MB Local grandma Mrs. Agnes Wiebe, 72, unleashed the harshest punishment known to Mennonites this week by making her misbehaving grandkids chew a piece of soap-flavoured Thrills gum for a full fifteen minutes. “I […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Formula 1 Circuit Expands to Steinbach
    May 19, 2016
  • G7 Summit to Feature Crokinole Tournament
    June 14, 2025
  • No Picture
    Eligible Mennonite Women Compete to See Has to Marry Lifelong Bachelor Abe
    January 12, 2022
  • Winkler Man Drives All the Way to Winnipeg with His Turn Signal On
    September 29, 2018
  • Fight Breaks Out Between Winkler’s Top Two Fäasenjas 
    December 14, 2018

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved