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Menno Simons Donates ‘Gently Used’ Items to New Steinbach Hardware Store

September 24, 2016 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB 16th century Anabaptist leader Menno Simons made an appearance at a new Steinbach hardware store this week to donate some ‘gently used’ items he no longer had use for. Among the items he […]

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Menno Simons to Be Canonized as a Saint by the Catholic Church

July 10, 2016 Andrew

VATICAN CITY Sixteenth century Anabaptist leader Menno Simons has reached all the necessary prerequisites for canonization and will officially be declared a Saint by Pope Francis in August. As an ecumenical move, the pontiff said […]

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