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Friesen from Reimer Avenue to Visit Reimer from Friesen Avenue

October 15, 2021 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Mr. Friesen of Reimer Avenue had a splendid evening chatting about politics and kids these days with Mr. Reimer of Friesen Avenue. “Last week I had Mr. Brandt of Loewen Blvd. and Mr. […]

Unger Suspicion

Mennonite Superhero ‘Barkman’ Saves the Day!

September 4, 2019 Andrew

GOERTZEN CITY In the dark bowels of Goertzen City lurks an evil presence named The Spotter. Thankfully for the residents of Goertzen City there is one man who can stop The Spotter and his name […]

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Poll: Vote Now to Decide the Name of Steinbach’s Newest Park!

October 14, 2016 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB The Steinbach recreation committee is asking residents to select the name for a giant new park to be built next spring in the centre of town. After receiving nominations from people throughout Steinbach, the […]

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