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Elon Musk Launches Buggy Full of Mennonite Elders Into Space

February 10, 2018 Andrew

CAPE CANAVERAL, FL Pioneering SpaceX and Tesla founder Elon Musk launched a Mennonite buggy, complete with five grumpy members of the local church elder board, into outer space on Friday. The historic launch is the […]

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