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Judge Sentences Katy Perry to Kiss 100 Random Mennonite Dudes

March 16, 2018 Andrew

HOLLYWOOD, CA After kissing a disinterested young man on American Idol this week, pop star Katy Perry has been sentenced to make out with 100 hairy Mennonite guys in suspenders and dirty rubber boots. “It […]

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