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White House Reinstates Day to Honour Guy Who Directed ‘Home Alone’

October 13, 2026 Andrew

WASHINGTON, DC The White House announced this week that they were sick and tired of people changing the names of things all the time and so would be returning the day to honour the guy […]

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