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Mr. Toews Realizes He’s Been Saying His Own Name Wrong This Whole Time

May 18, 2022 Andrew

KILLARNEY, MB An encounter with a Winkler man who says all Mennonite surnames the correct way, had Mr. Toews of Killarney rethinking everything he thought he knew about how to say his own name. “Diewel, […]

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