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Month: October 2024

Unger Suspicion

Highway 75 Construction to be Finished Just in Time to Start All Over Again

October 4, 2024 Andrew

MORRIS, MB Construction on one of Manitoba’s most important highways is set to be complete just in time for the whole process to start all over again. “Our plan is that by the time we’re […]

Unger Suspicion

Movie Set in Winnipeg Accidentally Films in Summer

October 2, 2024 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Winnipeg, Manitoba has been the setting of dozens of much-beloved indie films over the decades from Guy Maddin’s My Winnipeg and The Saddest Music in the World to Matthew Rankin’s Universal Language and […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man to Circle the Earth For Next Two Months, Causing Mini-moon

October 1, 2024 Andrew

EARTH A Mennonite man will be circling the Earth for the next two months, causing what scientists are calling a “mini-moon.” “It’s not as large as the moon we usually see,” said Neil DeGrasse Tyson, […]

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