WASHINGTON, DC
As part of his ongoing war on comedy, President Trump launched a series of attacks against Mennonite humourist Andrew Unger last night.
“Totally untalented, not funny. Nobody reads The Unger Review. His ratings are so bad. So bad,” said Trump in a rambling late night Truth Social post. “The sooner Andrew Unger goes away the better.”
Between midnight and 3 AM, Trump made more than three dozen posts attacking Unger.
“He’s the worst. Just the WORST,” said Trump. “He needs to be gone. So unfunny. Covfefe.”
Unger responded by saying he had no idea the President was even aware of his existence.
“I’m humbled and grateful,” said Unger. “I think there’s no greater honour than to have the President of the United States call for your cancellation.”
Meanwhile, some smart ass in the Unger Review comment section remarked that Trump’s attacks on Unger were “the first truthful words that Donald Trump has ever spoken.”