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Olive Garden Runs Out of Gift Cards During Pastor Appreciation Month

SWIFT CURRENT, SK

Olive Garden locations across the continent have been running short on gift cards after every single pastor received $20 in Olive Garden money for Pastor Appreciation Month.

“At first we weren’t sure what was going on,” said Swift Current Olive Garden manager Benny Fehr. “But, then, I thought, oba, well, of course, it’s Pastor Appreciation Month. I’m expecting a big surge of pastors coming in here over the next couple weeks. They can’t resist our bread sticks.”

Pastors felt especially appreciated by the fact they could now pay for a fraction of their Olive Garden meal.

“Hey, if I work a bit of overtime, perhaps I can afford to treat the whole family,” said Pastor Ron. “Oh, yeah, that’s right, I don’t get paid overtime….”

Having no other means of generating any income, Pastor Ron plans to wait for a few more Pastor Appreciation Months so he can finally afford to dine out.

“Maybe by October 2022, I’ll be able to get myself a slice of lasagna,” said Pastor Ron. “Man, this church sure makes me feel appreciated.”

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