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Lineup for Women’s Washroom Stretches 10 Miles

CALGARY, AB

The lineup for the women’s washroom after church this Sunday stretched more than 10 miles south and caused a traffic jam on Macleod Trail in Calgary.

Diewel, that’s a long line,” said Mrs. Jessica Penner, number 3769 in line. “It’s always a challenge after the service, but this is ridiculous.”

Penner got in line just as soon as the benediction started, but found that more than a 1000 women were already lined up ready to go.

“Next time I’ll have to lineup mid-sermon,” said Penner. “Either that or I’ll get my husband James to save me a spot.”

Meanwhile the lineup for the men’s washroom was totally non-existent with James easily able to take a leak, wash his hands thoroughly with soap and water, and still have time to chit chat in the lobby while his wife moved a mere 10 feet up the highway.

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