WINKLER, MB
Taunte Tina of Winkler has recently discovered she’d been excluded from the Klippenstein family group chat for the past 10 years.
“Oba, they were talking about the upcoming Klippenstein gathering and who was going to bring the raisin buns and all that and then I found out they’d been discussing all this behind my back,” said Taunte Tina. “I didn’t even know group chats existed, but now I that I know, I’m very upset to be excluded.”
At first the Klippensteins excluded Taunte Tina because she didn’t even have a cell phone, but eventually they kept on excluding her because she had the uncanny ability to make every single conversation about politics.
“I’ve heard enough from her about Mark Carney and Pierre Poilievre to last a lifetime,” said cousin Pete. “I’m just here to find out who’s bringing the jello salad.”
Now that Taunte Tina has found out about the group chat she has demanded her inclusion and immediately flooded the chat with political meme and questions about how to get her Internet working again.
“If it’s not Ben Shapiro memes, it’s ‘I forgot my iCloud password again. What do I do?'” said cousin Pete.
The rest of the Klippensteins have already started their very own Side Family Group Chat, that is until Taunte Tina finds out about that one, too.