MILAN, ITALY
The Canadian men’s hockey team was utterly humiliated this evening in Milan after winning only by a score of 10 to 2 versus France.
“I gotta say, letting in 2 goals to France is pretty pathetic,” said captain Sidney Crosby. “That’s as bad as getting scored on the Fort Garry EMC church league team.”
Spirts were high and the champagne was flowing in the Team France locker room after the game.
“We are absolutely ecstatic,” said captain Pierre-Édouard Bellemare. “For a team like us to keep Canada to only 10 goals is a real accomplishment.”
The Canadian team is looking to make changed before their next matchup.
“We’re going to have be better,” said Crosby. “Beating France 10 to 2 does not bode well for our chances.”
Meanwhile Team Finland is also feeling pretty down on themselves after only scoring 11 goals against Italy.
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