WINKLER, MB
West Reserve Airlines has long been a leader in Canadian air travel, with their continual efforts to make air travel as uncomfortable and inconvenient as humanly possible. The airline announced this morning they would be adding a next extra step in their effort to expand the possibilities of discomfort and inconvenience.
“We starting cancelling and delaying flights a long time ago. Then we started charging for carry-on bags,” said West Reserve CEO Brian Schmidt. “Well, today we’ve just announced we’re getting rid of the in-seat entertainment system and replacing it all with a Mennonite gospel quartet.”
The airline will also force customers to sit on the laps of other customers.
“You can expect up to two extra guests in your seat,” said Schmidt. “But don’t worry, they’ll get their own half a Papsi and some pretzels.”
With the new measures, West Reserve Airlines is already significantly more comfortable and convenient than any other airline in Canada.