WASHINGTON, DC
The White House’s new $175 billion ‘golden dome’ defence program seems bound for completion this week after the administration got the Mennonites on board.
“Nah, junges, normally we only have the golden domes on New Year’s Day,” said Mrs. Fehr of Henderson, Nebraska. “But I guess we can make an exception in service of our country. Everyone has to do their part.”
The ladies at the South Henderson MBGC church will be deep frying golden domes early this year in order to stock pile a supply.
“They’re tasking us with supplying a couple million golden domes by the end of the summer,” said Mrs. Fehr. “Oba, it’s a lot of work. And with icing sugar and raisins and everything!”
The golden domes will apparently be hurled at enemies, although rumour has it that consuming enough of them can also act as a sedative.