MORDEN-WINKLER, MB
Area man Timothy Reimer, 69, has emerged from a hip replacement surgery as the hippest man in all of Reinland.
“I no longer listen to gospel quartets. From now on it’s all Kendrick Lamar for me,” said Reimer. “I had no idea a hip replacement would have such an impact.”
Reimer has also started wearing ripped denim and sunglasses on all occasions.
“I’m the hippest man in the Pembina Valley,” said Reimer. “Move over Corny Fehr, there’s a new top hipster in town.”
Reimer will be showcasing his new hip and hipness at the church faspa this Sunday. Rumour has it he’ll be too hip to show up.