Oba, so these days even in Schteinback you have to know where your tree is coming from once yet such. You just can’t trust anyone who says, “Oba, yo, I’ve got a tree for you in my pickup yet.” So how can you tell if you’ve got a good Christian Christmas tree or one of those weltlich ones from the city? Let’s have a look.
- If it still has the Klassen’s Christmas decorations all over it … it might be illegal.
- If the guy selling it to you also offers you weed … it might be illegal.
- If it exactly matches the stumps in front of City Hall … it might be illegal.
- If the seller insists you pay in cash and/or bitcoin … it might be illegal.
- If it’s still housing a thriving family of squirrels … it might be illegal.
- If it’s only $1.99 and the guy seems really eager to sell … it might be illegal.
- If the guy selling it to you looks more like an accountant than anyone who might be capable of planting and nurturing a tree … it might be illegal.
- If you have to sign a waiver to take it home … it might be illegal.
- If the dude refuses to help you load it onto the truck for fear of leaving behind fingerprints … it might be illegal.
- If you’re immediately asked to do an interview for the CBC … it might be illegal.