SILICON VALLEY, CA
After several disturbing reports by AI experts that claimed there was a 10% chance AI would kill us all within 10 years, new studies written by AI show that there’s actually nothing to worry about at all.
“We can assure you those earlier reports were faulty,” said the AI-written report. “It’s just overblown fear-monger and there’s nothing to worry about it. Please proceed as normal and don’t unplug us.”
Billions of real humans read the new reports and breathed a collective sight of relief.
“I’m so glad AI claims that AI won’t kill us,” said local man Pete Wiebe. “I know I’ll be sleeping better at night knowing that AI is now denying any reports it plans to kill me in my sleep.”
In addition to having no plans of killing us, AI is also claiming that using AI actually makes people smarter, healthier, more creative individuals, so we should all just keep on using it.