WINNIPEG, MB
Despite a slight hiccup in the plan last night, the Winnipeg Jets are hoping to get back on track and lose every game from now until whenever Connor Hellebuyck comes back.
“I’m really disappointed in our performance last night,” said Jets captain Adam Lowry. “I’ve spoken with the boys, and we’re all committed to going back to our losing ways as soon as possible.”
The Jets say they’re “doing it for Connor,” and also for the fans, of course.
“People love to see a team play way below their potential,” said Lowry with tears in his eyes. “We’re going to do that from now on. I promise.”
Only Jonathan Toews refused to participate in the new plan.
“I don’t want to get sent down to the Blumenort Menno Knights,” said Toews.
The Jets will be offering a major discount on ticket prices since the majority of players are only planning to only put in about 15 minutes of effort for each 60 minute game.
(photo credit: Lisa Gansky/CC)
