MARTENSVILLE, SK
The folks in Martensville were on high alert this week after it was announced that Mr. Harms from Waldheim would be speaking in church next Sunday.
“Nah, oba. I don’t like the sound of that guest speaker,” said Mr. Penner. “This is almost as bad as when that missionary couple presented in church and they even let the woman talk.”
Mr. Harms immediately sent out a letter reassuring attendees that he had no ill intent.
“I promise you this Mr. Harms will do no harm,” said Mr. Harms. “I wouldn’t even Harms a fly.”
Even so, locals were concerned he might be a little rough around the edges.
“Hey just because he’s not violent doesn’t meant he can’t do any harm,” said Mr. Penner. “We’ve had more than a few sermons on the Book of Leviticus that we could have done without.”
Mr. Harms says he’s completely harmless and folks should be more concern about the upcoming sermon by Peter Funk Fast.