TOFIELD, AB
Local 8-year-old Jeremy Goerzen threw the biggest temper tantrum in Tofield, Alberta history this weekend after his parents forced him to watch a complete episode of Hymn Sing prior to the Wonderful World of Disney.
“All I wanted to do was see the second half of Flight of the Navigator but they would have none of it,” said Jeremy, tears in his eyes. “They said I had to watch Hymn Sing first! Hymn Sing! I think they hate me!”
Once he realized his tears would get him nowhere, young Jeremy flew into a rage, threw his Hulk Hogan figurine at the TV set, and sucker punched his Uncle Earl right in the belly.
“Diewel, that young man sure doesn’t like Hymn Sing,” said Uncle Earl. “I tried to tell my brother to go easy on him, but Todd thinks it’s good for his child to watch a little Hymn Sing.”
Eventually Jeremy calmed down and discovered he’d been flying off the handle for so long that Hymn Sing was now over.
“I thought the coast was clear,” said Jeremy. “I didn’t know they’d taped it.”
With no recourse left, Jeremy sat down on the Chesterfield and watched 3 hours of Hymn Sing, after which time he admitted he actually kind of liked it.