ALTONA, MB
It’s the biggest art heist in Canadian history as residents of Altona woke up this morning to discover their beloved giant Van Gogh had vanished.
“I’m guessing it was the Funk boys with their F-150,” said Mr. Friesen. “They’re the only ones who stay up late enough and also have a big enough truck.”
The town was shocked at the news, though for some it was no surprise.
“That’s what happens when you leave valuable art like that out there on the highway,” said Mr. Friesen. “Should have had one of the Plett boys on the night shift watching that thing.”
The giant Van Gogh has already been listed on Facebook market place for $6 billion.
“The town council considers that a ransom price,” said Mr. Friesen. “It’s a bit rich. I think we’ll just wait for it to turn up at the MCC.”
If the painting of sunflowers cannot be recovered locals are considering raising the funds to commission a portrait of a nice big bag of zoat.