OTTAWA, ON
Pop superstar Katy Perry was spotted in what looked like some level of embrace with another former Canadian Prime Minister this week.
“I don’t know what came over me,” said Perry. “I guess I just like a man with a nice haircut and a modicum of power.”
Prime Minister Harper immediately called for security to ensure that Perry was kept at a safe distance.
“I wish her well, but Justin can have her,” said Harper. “I’m a happily married man.”
Perry was reportedly also interested in dating any other former Prime Minister who might be interested.
“Call me, Jean,” said Katy with a wink. “Is Joe Clark still around? Let me know. Kim Campbell? Get your cherry chapstick ready.”
Justin Trudeau was apparently very jealous at all the misplaced attention, saying he was vowing to date every available Y2K pop star in retaliation.
(Photo credits: stemoc and Adam Bielawksi/Wiki Commons/Modified)
