If you want to attract a Mennonite woman, say at CMU or SBC or CBC or Goshen College or FPU, etc. there are just a few things you’re going to need.
- One of those MCC Peace Buttons. Wear it year round. Don’t wear any other button so that this one really stands out.
- Scarf and mittens knitted by your grandmother. Or fair trade scarf and kittens made in Guatemala. Either way you’re bound to impress.
- Carry with you a Miriam Toews novel. Upside down. It doesn’t even matter if you’ve read it. The point is you’re trying, right?
- Wired headphones. But make sure, when she asks, that you’re playing Begonia and/or Colter Wall.
- Yerba mate gourd. It’s the new matcha.